以下是摩登家庭第二季第一集的部分台词 亲爱的 要我把车开出去吗 Honey, do you need me to move the car? 不 不用 我能行 No, it's nothing. I'm alright 不 铁十字给我力量 它要栽了 Oh no! Iron cross, she's going down [铁十字 纳粹德军勋章] 当心 菲尔 Oh god! Phil... -你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yes. I am. 我没事 I am okay. 亲爱的 我们为什么要留着这辆车 Honey, why do we keep this car? 这车老经典了 It's a classic! 不 它只是空占地方 No, it just sits here. 安全带也坏了 And the seatbelts don't work. 门也卡 还漏油 The doors stick. It leaks fluids. 我们也十年没给它加过油了 We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years. 我会把这些毛病都修好 Well, I'm gonna fix all that anyway. 然后 送给海莉 And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car. 我才不要给海莉 Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley. 车后座都宽得可以放床垫了 It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back. 还记得我们当年搞车震吗 Remember? 要命了 这车必须卖 Oh, no. We're selling it. 什么 What?! 除非你觉得你卖不出 Unless you don't think you can. -此话当真 -是的 - Really? - Yeah. -确定当真 -绝对当真 - Seriously? - You can't. 你确定我卖不掉 You honestly think that's gonna work? 就是卖不掉 You can't sell it.